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A cat died and went to heaven - 06-May-2010, 14:58

A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the pearly gates, petted
Her on the head and said, you have been a good cat for these 40 years.
Anything you want is yours for the asking.

The cat thought for a minute and replied, all my life i have lived on
A farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy
Pillow to sleep on.

God said, say no more. Instantly the cat had a huge, fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were ed in an accident, and they all
Went to heaven together. God met them at the gates of heaven with the
Same offer he made to the cat.

The mice said, well, all our lives we've had to run from dogs, cats
And even people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller
Skates, we'd never have to run again.

God said, it is done! All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, god decided to check on the cat. He found her
Sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked,
Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?

The cat replied, oh, i've never been so happy in my life! My pillow is
So fluffy, and those little meals-on-wheels you've been sending over are
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