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Wink a classic - 21-November-2008, 03:16


A man goes to the doctors for a checkup. At the end the doctor tells the man "I'm sorry to tell you but you have HIV-556."
"HIV-556? What does that mean?" replies the man.
"It means you'll be dead in 3 days." the doctor says. After hearing this the man visits his mother to break the bad news.
"Oh, im sorry dear." she says. "Here come down to the bingo with us tonight, it'll make you feel better."
So off they go to the bingo and the unfortunate man begins to win on everygame. More and more as the bingo caller calls the numbers the man wins and wins. Later that night the bingo caller approaches the man and says "You've won everygame here tonight. You must be the luckiest man alive."
"Lucky?!!" the man responds. "Lucky?!! I've got HIV-556!"
"F**K me!" says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle aswell!"

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