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An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese, are hired at a construction site. - 11-August-2009, 15:59

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese, are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian man "You 're in charge of sweeping".
To the Scotsman he says "You're in charge of shoveling".
And to the Chinese man, "You're in charge of supplies".
"Now I have to leave for a while", he says "and I expect that you will
make a dent in that pile of sand while I am away".
When the foreman returns in a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched.
He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it"?.
The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese fella that he
awasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda
him nowhere".
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And You , I thought I told you
to shovel this pile".
The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel.
Ye left the Chinese gadgie in charge of supplies, boot ah couldna find him neither".
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for
the Chinese gent.
Just then the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells,
"Supplies".
   
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