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Blondes - 26-May-2013, 11:47

I do not know who makes me put these on!!!!

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
-she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
-she thought General Motors was in the army.
-she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
-she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
-under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-she tripped over a cordless phone.
-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
-she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
-at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
-she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-she studied for a blood test.
-she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
-she sold the car for gas money!
-when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
-when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-when she heard that 90% of all accident occur around the home, she moved.
-she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
-if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
-she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
-she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "Tits Go In Front."
-she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease
   
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11-June-2013, 00:17

Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin. :D

Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.

Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?

Q: What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever.
   
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