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Wink Christmas Joke - 29-December-2007, 14:04


Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf when one one of them commented on how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed - and without an argument, go directly to the golf course to meet his buddies for 18 holes. All three of his friends unanimously agree, Lets do it! Well make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning!

A few weeks later its Christmas morning - and there all are standing next to each other on the first tee. One friend exclaims Boy this game cost me a fortune! I had to buy my wife such a huge diamond ring, she cant even take her eyes off it. Another friend says, I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures. The third friend replies Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car reading the manual.

Silence from the fourth guy

The other three friends in the group look puzzled, while the final guy in the foursome is staring at them like they must have lost their minds. He said:

I cant believe you all went to such expense for a round of golf. I just woke up, slapped her on the ar$e and said:

Well ol girl, Merry Christmas! Golf or sex, whats it gonna be? and she said:

What time will you be back for dinner???

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29-December-2007, 15:08

looooool haha
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