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dear dad - 10-April-2009, 17:19

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was

> astonished to see

> > the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked

> up. Then, he saw an

> > envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It

> was addressed,

> 'Dad..'

> > With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope

> and read the

> letter,

> > with trembling hands.

>

> > 'Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow

> that I'm writing

> > you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend,

> because I wanted to avoid

> a

> > scene with Mum and you.

> >

> > I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she

> is so nice,

> > but I knew you would not approve of her, because

> of all her

> piercing's,

> > tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because

> she is so much

> older

> > than I am.

> >

> > But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's

> pregnant. Stacy said

> > that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in

> the woods, and has a

> > stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a

> dream of having

> many

> > more children.

> >

> > Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that

> marijuana doesn't,

> > really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for

> ourselves, and trading it

> > with the other people in the commune, for all the

> cocaine and ecstasy

> we

> > want.

> >

> > In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find

> a cure for

> > AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves

> it!

> >

> > Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take

> care of myself.

> > Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you

> can get to know your

> > many grandchildren.

> >

> >

> >

> > Love, your son, Joshua.

> >

> >

> >

> > P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at

> Jason's house.

> > I just wanted to remind you that there are worse

> things in life than

> the

> > school report that's on the kitchen table.

> >

> > Call when it is safe for me to come home :)
   
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