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Friday fun - 05-June-2009, 11:55

One day a guy dies and winds up in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil

Satan: Why so glum?

Guy: Why do you think? Im in hell!

Satan: Hells not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Satan: Well youre gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, beer, soft drinks, you name it! We drink till we throw up, and then we drink some more. And you dont have to worry about hangovers because youre dead anyway.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great!

Satan: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it!

Satan: All right! Youre gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancerno biggie, youre already dead, remember?

Guy: Wow thats awesome!

Satan: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why, yes. As a matter of fact, I do.

Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, and Kino. If you go bankrupt, youre dead anyway. What about drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You dont mean

Satan: Thats right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crackor smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, youre dead, who cares?!?!?!

Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!

Satan: You gay?

Guy: No

Satan: OooohYoure gonna HATE Fridays.
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