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Good Vibrations - 21-July-2010, 09:35

As a woman passes her daughters closed bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing coming from within. Opening the door, she observes her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asks: What in the world are you doing? The daughter replies: Mom, Im 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as Ill ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone. The next day, the girls father hears the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he sees his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. In his defense, the daughter says, Dad, Im 35, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as Ill ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.

A couple of days later, the wife comes home from a shopping trip, places the groceries on the kitchen counter, and hears a buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She enters the area and sees her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator is next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asks, What the [email protected]!* are you doing? The husband replies: Im watching soccer with my son-in-law.


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