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Hangover.... - 19-November-2012, 23:09

A Guy meets a Woman in a Club, after a half hour of smaltalk they come togeher and start to smooch... another half hour later he ask: "were we going? to me or to you? She: "to you!"

They went home to Him, horney as hell, drunken like 1000 Russians and start to get the clothing off. She ask him: "You have any probs to **** me at my Period?" He think: "A good Sailor sails also in the read Sea" and they start ****ing the whole night long .......

At next day he woke up and scans for her by hand. But She is not in Bed.
He open his Eys, and he is shocked. The whole Bed ist covered with a blood. Now he turns to nervous, and obtained the Gun from the drawer, he count the Bullets. He think: "I dont killed her by Gun" he went to the Kitchen and he notes that all Knifes are clean and on its Place. He think: "Puhh! I dont killed her by Knife!" Then he goes in to the Bathroom in Front of the Mirror. His Mouth and the Nose are Covered with Blood..... He think: "Holy ****! I ate Her!"

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