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Talking Irsh storey - 27-June-2008, 22:42

Nicked from another forum:
A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. and was VERY upset.

You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!'

And Paddy (for it was he) replied: 'Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

Fine, go ahead', she sobbed, ' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And Paddy began:

Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them..'

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued:

'She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ' you have anything else that your wife doesn't use ?

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