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Talking Jamaican Sandals - 24-March-2008, 01:34

A married couple walked in to a jamaican sandal shop while on holiday. The salesman said to the man, have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. they will make you wild at sex.
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, saying i'm a great at sex and i dont need them. the salesman said "you realy need them".
The husband asked the man, "are you saying that wearing these sandals will make me into a even greater sex machine?"
The salesman replied, Just try them on, Man. So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the salesman, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the salesman's hips.
The salesman started screaming, 'Stop, stop, you got them on the wrong feet!

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24-March-2008, 17:02

Great joke but what how did the scandals affects his reasoning?
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