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Talking Kai - 03-November-2009, 19:42

The unusual name given to the newborn son of Wayne Rooney was picked by the Manchester United striker's wife Coleen.

Kai, the 68th most popular name for baby boys in the UK, has several different meanings around the world.

In Burma it means 'unbreakable', in Nigeria it can mean 'love', in Japan it translates as 'the ocean' and in Chinese Mandarin it means 'victory'. In ancient Persian it means 'Great King' and in Scandinavia it can mean 'keeper of the keys'. However, in England it simply means 'son of Shrek'.

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Rooney - 12-February-2010, 11:04

One day, Wayne Rooney wanted to prove to his fiance Coleen McLoughlin that he was not dumb. So he decided he was going to paint the house while she was out shopping.

When Coleen got home, she noticed that he was digging through the closet looking for something. When she asked him what he was doing, he said, "The paint can said, 'for best results to use two coats'."
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Wayne Rooney - 15-February-2010, 22:07

A sweating David Gill walks into Sir Alex Ferguson's office. Alex questions why the United chairman is sweating. Mr Gill replies, "We nearly didn't sign that Wayne, he has some outrageous demands. Ferguson asks what those demands were. Mr Gill replies, "He wanted 50,000 granz a week!"
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