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Keep Praying - 21-July-2010, 09:29

A young man goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist, Could you give me a condom? Im going to my girlfriends house for dinner and I might get lucky! The pharmacist gives him the condom, but as the young man is going out, he returns and says: Give me another condom. My girlfriends sister is very cute ad she always crosses her legs provocatively when she sees me. I might get lucky with her, too.



As the boy leaves again he turns back and says: I need one more condom. My girlfriends mom is still pretty cute and she always makes eye contact. I think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you gave us. A minute later the boy is still praying; Thank you, Lord, for your kindness. Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying while still keeping his head down.



Finally, his girlfriend gets closer to the boy and whispers in his ear, I didnt know you were so religious. To which the boy replies, I didnt know your dad was a pharmacist!


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