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Medical breakthrough - 30-August-2009, 16:33

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing
new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour
pain to the baby's father.

He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very much in
favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for
starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the
had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt
and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch..
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's
blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the
husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.
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04-September-2009, 22:22

:) That made me laugh! Thanks.

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