Programming Jokes -
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.
very long pause….
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?
When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”