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Thumbs up The soldier who doesn't want to go to Iraq - 20-May-2009, 15:12

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, have you seen a soldier?

"He went that way", the nun answered

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
   
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20-May-2009, 17:29

Thanks for this
   
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20-May-2009, 19:06

lol, that was funny
   
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23-May-2009, 04:33

Didn't expect that.
That's just nasty :D
   
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23-May-2009, 12:02

hehe very good!
   
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28-May-2009, 11:48


a good one ! :))
   
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03-June-2009, 20:08


like it...lol
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10-June-2009, 19:22

lol,nice 1 mate
   
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