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Talking women !! - 25-September-2008, 02:25

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.


What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman



How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.


What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.




Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a
waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.


How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.


   
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14-October-2008, 01:33

what is similar things between woman and computer ?

they never forget a mistake you did before
   
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11-December-2008, 23:33

nice!

Why do women have small feet?


So they can get closer to the sink.
   
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29-January-2009, 13:08

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

A: A Frosted Flake.

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1. A man will
pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage

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28-March-2009, 17:18

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